Breaking News: Minnesota Timberwolves Players Collapse From Shock After Winning Game

Minneapolis, MN-Moments after beating the Utah Jazz 122-101, every single member of the Timberwolves franchise has been rushed to the hospital after collapsing in the middle of post-game celebrations. A team spokesman who has since recovered said that the collapse was caused by the realization that the team had actually won a game, which was too much for everyone to handle. TV cameras were able to capture the whole moment, including players shuffling with their heads down towards the lockerroom before cheerleader/star player Kevin Love informed them that they had, in fact, won the game. At this time, the status of many players is unknown, although point guard Johnny Flynn was able to offer a thumbs-up to the media moments before he was loaded into an ambulance. However, once he glanced at the scoreboard, he was stricken by a deadly heart attack & remains in critical condition.